Lost & Found
Welcome to the official Camp Shady Birch Lost & Found, managed by the unsung hero of camp cleanliness – our janitor, Sammich. If you've misplaced your Nickelback CD or your Juicy Couture velour tracksuit with the security tag still attached (we promise not to ask questions), fear not! Sammich is on the case. Swing by our Lost & Found cabin to be reunited with your lost treasures.
iPod Nano with Headphones
Found near the old flag pole under the tall pine after morning announcements. It is loaded with Nora Jones and The Da Vinci Code audiobook which seems useless since every chapter is on shuffle.
Discontinued Sierra Mist 2 Liter Bottle
This might be worth something so please come pick it up at your earliest convenience.
Gently Used Enamel Bed Pan
This lone bedpan was discovered nestled among the trees in the woods next to the tennis court. Why wouldn’t you just go in the woods?
Hermit Crab (Ralph?)
This happy healthy hermit crab was found in the Mess Hall after last Friday’s pasta party. Unsure of his name but he seems to respond to Ralph. He misses his owner. Please pick him up before PETA does.
Enya CD
A Day Without Rain (2000) - one of the best albums of all time has been found. The disk itself has minor scratches. Tested. Works.
Chicken Soup for the Country Soul
We need to be more vigilant and intentional with where we are putting our reading material, campers. This was found near the docks. It’s a #1 New York Times best seller and includes a CD.
Moon Shoes
The left one is broken.
Keys to a 2010 Hyundai Elantra
Someone is going nowhere fast.
Ed Hardy Perfume
It is about 1/8th full. Sammich used some before his Bowling Invitational. He won so it might be lucky.